Last chapter!!!!!!
1. Elijah, Ultimate Mii
2. Mario, Ultimate Plumber (deceased)
3. Luigi, Ultimate Plumber (deceased)
4. Peach, Ultimate Princess (deceased)
5. Daisy, Ultimate Princess (deceased)
6. Rosalina, Ultimate Star Lady
7. Bowser, Ultimate Koopa King (deceased)
8. Yoshi, Ultimate Dinosaur (deceased)
9. Birdo, Ultimate Girl Dinosaur
10. Toad, Ultimate Mushroom Boy (deceased)
11. Toadette/Peachette, Ultimate Mushroom Girl
12. Pauline/Penguin Pauline, Ultimate Mayor
13. Donkey Kong, Ultimate Kong (deceased)
14. Shy Guy, Ultimate Shy Guy
15. Kamek, Ultimate Wizard (deceased)
16. Goomba, Ultimate Enemy
17. Stella, Ultimate Sparkle
18. Count Bleck, Ultimate Antagonist (deceased)
19. Wiggler, Ultimate Caterpillar
20. Honey Queen, Ultimate Queen Bee
0. MC Ballyhoo, Master of Catastrophes
Elijah wakes up lately.
Elijah: Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!
Honey Queen: I think you mean good afternoon, Elijah.
Elijah: No it's not!!!!!!!!
Honey Queen: ...
Goomba: Boy it's afternoon 😭
Wiggler: I would know, because I water my flowers in the afternoon 🧘🌷🌸🌹🌺🌻🪷🌼🪻🏵️💐
Elijah: Oh.
Elijah walks over to Stella.
Stella: DON'T. DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT.
Elijah: Hm?
Stella: Nothing 😊❤️
Shy Guy: eep...! im so shy uwu..... >w<
Peachette: We know.
Birdo and Penguin Pauline walks in.
Birdo: Hey boys 💋
Penguin Pauline: Hey boys ♪ 💋
Birdo: I SHOULD DO A CONCERT!!!!!!!
Penguin Pauline: I won't ♪
Penguin Pauline: Oh man! I'm gettin' real annoyed with being a penguin!
Penguin Pauline slides over to Goomba.
Penguin Pauline: Can you hit me? ♪
Goomba: ...??? 😭😭
Penguin Pauline: So I can lose my powers.
Goomba: Oh, sure.
Penguin Pauline and Goomba slide out of there.
Everyone: ...
Elijah: Let's play a game!!!!!!
Rosalina: Ugh eeeww I MEAN yes!!!!!!!!!
Elijah: Let's reveal the first thing recommended to us on YouTube!!!!!!!!! Peachette, you go first!!!!!!!!!!!
Peachette: No.
Elijah: Ok!!!!!!!!!! Honey Queen!!!!!!!
Honey Queen: Calm piano music with background rain 10 hours soothing.
Elijah: OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, Wiggler!!!!!
Wiggler: ...
Wiggler: Albanian rock 😞🧘🌷🌸🌹🙁🌺🌻🪷🌼😓🪻🏵️💐
Elijah: What's Albanian?
Everyone: ...
Elijah: Oh wait nevermind!!!!!! That's the capital of New York!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm very smart!!!!!
Everyone: ...
Elijah: Rosalina, your turn!!!!!!!!
Rosalina: We don't have phones in space.
Elijah: Oh.
Peachette: Elijah, what do you have?
Elijah: I-I d-don't have YouTube. My mommy and daddy don't let me on there because they think I'm "to young".
Peachette: Oh. Haha!
Elijah: Unrelated but I'm gonna go. Bye!!!! Love you all!!!!!!
Peachette: 🤢
Rosalina pulls out her phone and plays Honkai: Star Rail.
Stella: I'm going to take a nap. Wake me up if something happens.
A few minutes pass.
MC Ballyhoo floats in and does a SNEAK ATTACK ON PEACHETTE!!!!!!!!!! Making her go back to Toadette.
Toadette: You B*ITCH.
MC Ballyhoo: Sorry! But not really.
Stella wakes up sleepily.
MC Ballyhoo: Where is Penguin Pauline?
Rosalina: She went to go lose her powers.
Honey Queen: So you probably need not to worry about her!
Wiggler: Yes... Never worry or fear 🧘
MC Ballyhoo: Wait a second...
MC Ballyhoo points to...
THE BODY OF PAULINE??!????!!????!???!!!!??!!!!?
MC Ballyhoo: I found Pauline.
Birdo: There could only be one. Sorry 💋
Stella: WAIT A SECOND, WHAT?!;???!!????!????!!???!?
MC Ballyhoo: Oh I see!
Stella and MC Ballyhoo point to...
THE BODY OF ELIJAH??!!??!?!?!?;??!?!!!?;???!!!????!!?????????!????!!!?!?!!!???!!!!!!!??!??!!??!!!???!??!!??!!??!???
Stella: NOOOO WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!!!
MC Ballyhoo: I see! This will be very interesting!
Toadette: 🥳😍🎊🎆🤩💃👯
Rosalina: That's...... okay.
Wiggler: Yes..... My manifesting worked.....
Honey Queen: Such a shame!
Goomba: HGAHAHHAHAH 😂🤣 WHWI2HJSWNWJISKEJ3I4757DJDNSKKRKVJDISIWI377362U3N4NKXOJDEJKSKDNSJWJFIC77WU2O494JWJWNSHFHUS
Birdo: Bye 💋
Shy Guy: YES!!!!!! FINALLY, I CAN BREAK FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ⛓️💥
They trial.
Shy Guy: I can finally speak!!!!! I'm so happyyyyy!!!! Do you know how hard it was to not comment on some of that stuff? It was DUMB.
Stella: You couldn't speak?
Shy Guy: Yeah cuz dumbass Elijah made me "so shy that so I the wouldn't speak."
Rosalina: ????
Shy Guy: Yea ikr?!???!!??!!!??
Goomba: Save that for later, Shy Guy.
Stella: Hm?
Toadette: I feel like you guys know more than you're letting on!
Goomba: WE'LL GET THERE.
Stella: Ok, so how was Pauline killed?
Wiggler: Hitting to death 🧘🪷
Stella: And who killed Pauline?
Honey Queen: There was only one person who walked into the other room with Pauline!
Stella: Goomba?
Honey Queen: I believe so.
Goomba: Ye
Stella: Ok, how was Elijah killed?
Wiggler: AK-47 🧘🪷
Stella: And who killed him?
Goomba: Me
Shy Guy: We love that for you!!!!!!
Toadette: ^^^^
Stella: Why?
Goomba: Cuz I accidentally killed Pauline while I was hitting her to remove her powers and since I was already a murderer, I thought I might as well take out the insufferable, intolerable person that was Elijah.
Toadette: That's fair.
Rosalina: Makes perfect sense.
Birdo: Yass!!!!
Wiggler: Agreed 🧘🪷
Shy Guy: This is supposed to the last chapter iirc. Who's the mastermind?
Goomba: I thought it was supposed to be...
Goomba: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Elijah wanted it to be me but he kinda set all of this up and whatnot so...... wouldn't the mastermind technically be Elijah?
Stella: I guess....
Shy Guy: He told everyone what they should be like in this (dumbass and useless) killing game. He told me to not speak and say eep and uwu or whatever.
Birdo: I remember that. His instructions were not coherent at all.
Stella: I don't remember him saying anything to me...
Goomba: Girl I was there when he did 😭
Stella: Oh yeah...
Goomba: 😭
Wiggler: 🤦🪷
MC Ballyhoo: I still have to execute you, Goomba. Then the killing game should be over.
Shy Guy: YAYY
Honey Queen: I am rather surprised I did not get killed.
Wiggler: Same 🧘🪷
Stella: Same!!!!!
Birdo: Same 💋
Toadette: I'm not. I knew I was so great that I was gonna win.
MC Ballyhoo: Execution!!!!!
Goomba: Byeeeee!!!
Shy Guy: Thank you for what you did!!! It was the best gift ever.
Rosalina: Agreed.
Toadette: Agreed.
Honey Queen: Agreed.
Birdo: Agreed.
Wiggler: Agreed.
Stella: Agreed.
MC Ballyhoo: Agreed.
Stella: Byee ☹️
The Final Execution:
Goomba gets STEPPED ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stella: Brutal.
Toadette: We survived!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shy Guy: YAYY
Birdo: Very hot.
Honey Queen: That was very good.
Wiggler: Yes. Very good indeed 🧘🪷
Rosalina: It was fun!!!
MC Ballyhoo: ’Twas very fun!
Stella: LAST WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Shy Guy: YAYY
Stella: STOP SAYING THAT 😡 AND I SAY THE LAST WORDS, NOT YOU.
Stella: Love you all! 😊❤️ Bye!
Stella, Rosalina, Birdo, Toadette, Shy Guy, Wiggler, Honey Queen, and MC Ballyhoo all walk off into the sunset! Results:
1. Elijah, Ultimate Mii (deceased)
2. Mario, Ultimate Plumber (deceased)
3. Luigi, Ultimate Plumber (deceased)
4. Peach, Ultimate Princess (deceased)
5. Daisy, Ultimate Princess (deceased)
6. Rosalina, Ultimate Star Lady
7. Bowser, Ultimate Koopa King (deceased)
8. Yoshi, Ultimate Dinosaur (deceased)
9. Birdo, Ultimate Girl Dinosaur
10. Toad, Ultimate Mushroom Boy (deceased)
11. Toadette, Ultimate Mushroom Girl
12. Pauline, Ultimate Mayor (deceased)
13. Donkey Kong, Ultimate Kong (deceased)
14. Shy Guy, Ultimate Shy Guy
15. Kamek, Ultimate Wizard (deceased)
16. Goomba, Ultimate Enemy (deceased)
17. Stella, Ultimate Sparkle
18. Count Bleck, Ultimate Antagonist (deceased)
19. Wiggler, Ultimate Caterpillar
20. Honey Queen, Ultimate Queen Bee
0. MC Ballyhoo, Master of Catastrophes
The End!